Everything I need to know about aging, I can learn in the YMCA locker room!!!
1. I have learned...Our butts will begin to fall. There is no doubt that at some point ALL butts will sag by the age of 75. No matter what body type you may have now...your butt will not stay firm forever.
2. I have learned...At some point, we will all give in and wear full-coverage underpants to cover our sagging behinds. No matter how small your underpants are today...there will come a day when you opt for comfort over design! (remember this post?)
3. I have learned about...BREASTS! I have seen every shape and size. Even after two kids, I can appreciate my 35 year old breasts, as I know there will come a time when I will look back fondly on their (somewhat) perky shape and the pretty, lace bras I carried them in.
4. I have learned...to rejoice!!! At some point in our lives, we will no longer have the stamina (but will still have the need) to trim our "down-there" hair. Maybe as we age and the hair-down-there turns grey...it is not as visible as it was when we were younger? Maybe the swimsuits we choose in our older age are not as "high-cut" exposing those pesky stray hairs? Or just maybe...as you become older...you just don't give a crap about what is hanging out and who actually sees it!!!
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SUMMARY: I have learned that all these things put together (sagging butt, drooping boobs, and peek-a-boo hair) will notstop you from walking aroundcompletelynaked while chatting about your cute grandchildren with your locker room neighbor!
