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Mama Needs a Break!!!

March 4, 2011

THIS WEEK...

I went to unload the dishwasher, and it had not done a good job cleaning all of the dishes.  When I thought about the time it would take to run the dishwasher again...

I decided they were clean enough and put them away as is!


THIS WEEK...

My son was yelling from upstairs while I mopped the floor.

I am so tired of him yelling, I decided to ignore him....until I realized twenty minutes later he was yelling for some "toilet paper assistance".


THIS WEEK...

I told my children the last cookie had fallen on the floor and needed to be thrown away.

I shoved it in my mouth as they walked away crying!

Do you ever have moments when you are not the well-behaved woman you should be?


22 comments:

b. lee said...

LOL ... the TP yelling & ignoring has happened to me ...

happy friday :D

Mollie said...

Girl, you are worse than me! Maybe not, I'm a fairly hardcore trollmom.

Thanks for that wonderfullynice thing you said about me on FTLOB. Meant a lot to me.

b. lee said...

I actually read ur "the list" before and u & I share "STING" :D

CMD said...

haha omg.. you are sooo the mom I am going to be someday! I laughed out loud at this :)

Susanne said...

i have to confess that i am not any kind most of the time. i feel like thats impossible to be kind all the time anyway. i am definitely on your side!

April Westerhold said...

Haha! The toilet paper thing happened to me yesterday. Gracie yelled at me for 10 minutes before I realized she was sitting on the toilet waiting for me to help her.

Chrissy said...

The toilet paper assistance yelling and ignoring happens to me all the time! ha! And the last cookie in the mouth shoving, too!
Have a wonderful weekend! xxx

lindsey said...

I have these same moments maybe a little too often!
Oh...that cookie always tastes so much better when its the last one ;)

Happy Friday!

Ms. Sarah said...

all the time. i agree the last cookie is always better when it is the last one. I told my husband since the military is loaning him back to me this weekend he was in charge.The house better look as pretty and clean as it does now. No combat boot mud everywhere

ALWAYS IN LOVE said...

ha ha ha! i had to laugh at both the wiper assistance and the cookie. i think i make up dirty little lies on a daily basis. especially when it comes to chocolate and cookies! thats some trueness if i ever heard. you are my favorite kinda girl.

Caleb said...

Um, yes, minus the 'girl' part.

I've been grouchy today, but I also had bad news. I didn't get accepted into one of my top law school choices, my friend died yesterday, and the sun went away to be replaced by gray clouds.

On the plus side, I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express.

Caleb

Missy said...

Hahaha! Obviously I have no kids but being a teacher I do have those I need a break moment.

However, once I was asked to put a kids sleeves the right way in his coat (I was teaching 4 and 5 yr olds at this point) and as I did it another informed me that there was a spider. I thought he was joking as they knew I hated them. I was like, "No there's not...look." Then I shook the coat. I looked down and this giant, humongous spider was next to my foot. So, like any professionsl, I shrieked- loudly- threw the coat towards the kids and ran up the corridor to my door way shrieking and hopping about. Oh how mortified I was.

mskanorado said...

This post is so funny! Sounds like a heck of a week! Have a great weekend!

Crystal said...

hahahaha..you totally crack me up!! We would totally be BFF's in real life..you're my kind of mama! Too bad we don't ever get to crash a playdate together! Have a great weekend!

TexaGermaNadian said...

Hahaha, hey, I don't even have kids and this sounds like me already. Oh great, what is it going to be like then :) haha. I hope you had a relaxing and 'break' weekend somewhat. You deserve it!!

Mrs K said...

haha..oh my!

Becky said...

That was hilarious :) Now I don't feel so bad for some of the things that I do...

Becky said...

That was hilarious :) Now I don't feel so bad for some of the things that I do...

Mrs K said...

haha..oh my!

Caleb said...

Um, yes, minus the 'girl' part.

I've been grouchy today, but I also had bad news. I didn't get accepted into one of my top law school choices, my friend died yesterday, and the sun went away to be replaced by gray clouds.

On the plus side, I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express.

Caleb

Chrissy said...

The toilet paper assistance yelling and ignoring happens to me all the time! ha! And the last cookie in the mouth shoving, too!
Have a wonderful weekend! xxx

b. lee said...

I actually read ur "the list" before and u & I share "STING" :D