Your fake eyelashes are horrible. I am not sure if you know this, but all the customers are thinking the same thing, but no one has the nerve to tell you....
You look like Tammy Faye Baker. I assume you are too young to even know who she is, because if you did...you would know that looking like her is not a compliment!
Pull up your pants. I understand you are a larger man, and it is tough finding sweat pants to fit around your
Dear new babysitter...
Thank you for coming over on such short notice. I don't have the nerve to ask you this in person, but...is that supposed to be a skirt? I assume you know a skirt is supposed to cover the area below your waist and above your knees. I know I am older, and I don't quite get fashion these days...but I would appreciate if you would wear a pair of shorts next time...
Um...these do not count as shorts either!
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LMAO!
Love this post!!!! Well done for the sneaky shot too, trousers which hang down and show off the behind are a pet peeve of mine too!!
I happened upon Tammy Faye (yes, 'the' Tammy Faye!) a few years back while shopping at Target. She was so made up and over the top. You couldn't help but stare.
I love your posts...and this was particularly awesome! I am still traumatized by my visit to a super WalMart where upon getting off the elevator I was greeted by perhaps the same man as you saw in the laundromat, only he was busy looking at the barbeque potato chips display!
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