Your fake eyelashes are horrible. I am not sure if you know this, but all the customers are thinking the same thing, but no one has the nerve to tell you....
You look like Tammy Faye Baker. I assume you are too young to even know who she is, because if you did...you would know that looking like her is not a compliment!
Pull up your pants. I understand you are a larger man, and it is tough finding sweat pants to fit around your
Dear new babysitter...
Thank you for coming over on such short notice. I don't have the nerve to ask you this in person, but...is that supposed to be a skirt? I assume you know a skirt is supposed to cover the area below your waist and above your knees. I know I am older, and I don't quite get fashion these days...but I would appreciate if you would wear a pair of shorts next time...
Um...these do not count as shorts either!
