I am sorry you have to work at 7:30 in the morning.
I am sorry you have to answer phone calls from angry people for a living.
I am sorry you didn't get your morning coffee yet.
I am sorry you didn't wake up on the right side of the bed.
I am sorry you have a shitty attitude because I interrupted you when you obviously didn't understand what I was asking.
I am sorry I rolled my eyes at you...but you earned each roll!
I am sorry you are not used to people calling to ask for a balance due (so I could pay it) when you are probably used to people calling to get out of paying their bill....that must have been quite confusing for your brain to comprehend.
I AM SORRY YOU ARE THE ONE I TALKED TO TODAY!
Have a wonderful day!
Hockey Wife Tales